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Deuce is a professional backyard pet waste removal service in Bryan-College Station that handles the one chore every dog owner hates.
We provide flexible scheduling options from one-time services to weekly visits.
We don't just "pick up poop"—we provide a clean, safe environment for your family and pets to enjoy without the "landmines."
What does a deuce scooper do?
1.Before our Deuce Scooper heads your way we will send you a text message communicating when we will be there letting you know ahead of time.
2. Once they get to the address they will ensure all pets are out of the backyard to ensure safety for all.
3. Next, Deuce Scooper will then begin scanning and picking up deuces throughout the yard ensuring every inch is inspected and nothing gets left behind.
4. The Deuce Scooper will then have one final scan throughout the yard.
5. Then, The Deuce Scooper will then send you a picture of the closed and locked gate letting you know the job was completed and that all animals can safely go outside.
6. The Deuce Scooper will then properly dispose of the deuces and sanitize all equipment used and shoes before heading to the next client.
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Safe People
We aren't just "some guy with a shovel." Every member of our team undergoes a background check and arrives in a clear Deuce uniform.
We utilize a "Gate-Check" protocol. You’ll receive a photo notification showing your gate is securely latched the moment we leave, so you never have to worry about your pets or kids getting out.
Sanitized Equipment
We treat our equipment like surgical tools. Between every single property, we thoroughly disinfect our scoops, rakes, and even our boots with kennel-grade, pet-safe sanitizer.
We don't just clean your yard; we protect your pack. You can rest easy knowing we aren't bringing "neighbor dog problems" into your yard.
Proactive Communication
You will always know when we are coming and when we have been there.
You get a "Heads Up" text when we are on our way and a "Yard Clear" confirmation once the job is complete. If weather (like a Texas thunderstorm) delays us, you’ll be the first to know—no guessing games.
ABOUT the owner
“When my husband and I finally became home owners in the BCS area we were so excited to have a backyard because a backyard meant we could get a puppy to have room to run and play and do it’s business.
We finally got our Labrador Retriever and he had our small backyard to make his own- and his own he did. We quickly learned how much of an up keep picking up after him inside and out meant for us and our family.
The back yard became full of “landmines” and hard to be able to enjoy without watching where you were stepping all the time. With my husband and I’s busy schedules, no one wanted to go and pick up poop and I thought…I’d pay someone for that. And BAM the concept of Deuce was formed!
I know if I don’t want deal with this crap I’m sure other people don’t either, so we can scoop it up for them!”
Never Pick Up Poop Again: How It Works
Step 1: Fill Out the Quote Form
Tell us about your needs! Fill out our quick form with your basic info: address, number of dogs, yard size, and how often you’d like us to visit. Don't worry, it only takes a "wee" second.
Step 2: Receive Your Monthly Estimate
Once we receive your form, we’ll calculate a fair monthly price for your specific property. We’ll send this quote directly to your email. We promise to give you the straight "poop" on what it will cost.
Step 3: Approve & Schedule
You have total control. You can approve or decline the quote directly from your email. If you approve, we’ll get you on the schedule immediately! There are no long-term contracts—you can cancel at any time if you decide our service isn't your "number one" priority anymore.
Step 4: Enjoy a Clean Yard
Once you're on the schedule, you can count on us to show up and handle the mess. We’ll take care of the "deuce," so you don’t have to deal with that crap anymore!
Why Custom Quotes?
At Deuce, we don’t believe in "one size fits all" pricing. We want to ensure you get the most fair and accurate rate possible. Here are the four main factors that determine your personalized quote:
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We are proudly based out of East College Station. Our pricing is most competitive for neighbors located within our "Core Zone." Because we factor in travel time and fuel costs, residences located further away (such as West Bryan or rural outskirts) may see a small adjustment to account for the commute.
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It’s simple math: more dogs mean more cleanup! A household with four dogs requires significantly more time and waste disposal than a one-dog home. Factoring in your dog count ensures we never rush the job and leave your yard 100% clean.
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The size of your yard changes our "search pattern." A small patio yard is a quick scan, whereas an 8,000+ sq. ft. yard requires an intensive, grid-style search. We price based on the total area we need to cover to guarantee we don't miss a single "deuce."
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How often we visit plays a big role in your monthly total. We offer discounted "per-trip" rates for customers who sign up for weekly service compared to bi-weekly visits, as consistent maintenance makes each job more manageable.